Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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