Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
it glows. i had to have it.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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