if i can run in heels then i can drive
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
