I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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