Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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