Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
My penis needs a shock collar
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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