I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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