As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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