Come see our sink grown plant.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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