All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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