it wasn't lemon gatorade
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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