There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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