Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
