it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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