what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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