its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Randomize
