I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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