yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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