im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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