it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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