If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just google imaged poop.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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