what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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