I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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