Are we in a gay sports bar?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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