There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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