it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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