You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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