We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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