there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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