also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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