is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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