I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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