I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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