You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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