he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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