Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
