im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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