i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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