so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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