oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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