At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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