yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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