Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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