i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Randomize
