Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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