I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
