Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
This house was built for laser tag.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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