Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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