Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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