I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
