so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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