Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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