can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
