Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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