If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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